BEHOLD MY EXISTENCE

sup nerds, it's ya boi areen-c

areen-c

areen-c

keyboard abuser & tech hoarder

WHO TF AM I??? 💀💀💀

coding skills go brrrr while i resurrect ancient projects lmao. used to be OBSESSED w/ movies n shit, joined some weeb fansub group fr fr. translated like 69420 shows from english → indonesian + tried novel pages but got BORED AF after 2 pages 💀

then i became VIDEO COMPRESSION GOD?? squeezing HD content into potato file sizes so ur dial-up ass could watch. website admin arc followed, tech fundamentals speedrun any%. started making GALAXY BRAIN scripts/macros/plugins cuz studying normally is for NORMIES. dabbled in coding languages (read: copy-pasted from stackoverflow) and made apps nobody asked for. started like 20+ projects but ABANDONED most cuz either too big brain or someone else did it better lololol

college life said "stop coding u nerd" so only finished like 2 things probably. also became LINUX ELITIST btw. i UsE aRcH LiNuX bTw 😎 (mandatory flex). now im just tech bro all day everyday. "absorbing knowledge" (watching youtube tutorials) and "leveling up" (making my terminal look pretty). just out here GRINDING for that KNOWLEDGE, no cap fr fr!!

Internet Aliases

areen-c, Areen-kun, areenc, areen.cx (pls don't check if domains exist lol)

Current Hyperfixations

pretending to learn languages, overthinking simple things, etc etc whatever

Elite Hobbies

professional napping, writing stuff no one reads, staring at walls fr

STUFF I MADE (TRUST ME BRO)

aibot@areen_

v2.0.0 (actually v0.2 lmao)

WhatsApp bot that spams ur friends & crashes ur phone. built on some random framework i found on github. has like 5000 commands that do absolutely nothing useful whatsoever. will probably break ur device fr fr

anti-turu

v1.0.0 (first and last version lol)

keeps ur PC awake cuz i'm too lazy to click a button every 5 mins. literally just moves ur mouse 1 pixel every minute. took me 69 days to code this masterpiece. corporate slaves & gamers thank me later 💀

areen-dl

v2.0.0 (still buggy AF)

bootleg downloader that works 30% of the time EVERY time. "cross-platform" means it crashes on all OSes equally. so lightweight cuz there's barely any code in it. will probably get u on FBI watchlist for suspicious download activity ngl

anti-aib

v3.0.0 (somehow still exists)

panic button for when ur boss walks by and ur watching youtube instead of working. hides ur sketchy stuff faster than u can say "i was researching". aint saving u from getting fired tho. includes "privacy mode" which is just alt+f4 with extra steps

ABSOLUTELY REAL STATS (SOURCE: TRUST ME)

23+
Earth Rotations Survived
37+
Unfinished Projects
21+
Projects That Should Die
49+
Anime Episodes Consumed In One Sitting